Stay away from my boyfriend

What's the ugliest part of your body?

My boyfriend said he saw you tonight all dressed up

probably out celebrating the victory of Brett Kavanaugh

that’s what we’re guessing – and you tried to cross the street quickly

before you forfeited and gave an awkward wave to him

which he did not reciprocate because he’s read the emails

and psychopathic behavior tends to make him nervous-which is funny

because both of you know that I can be a psychopath times ten

and i will cut off both your hands if you ever wave to him again

but of course, if you report this, that’s all poetic license

this is just a poem expressing my feelings

about how much you need to stay away from my boyfriend

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